If you have poo, fling it now.

I have no idea who this person is.  After a few years absence, I've decided to see if I can still swim. The last time I re-booted the swimming external drive, this happened : click here->  Covet Thine Mouth.   How bad could it be this time? Nowhere to go but up I say. They renovated the old pool! It was the grand opening yesterday. They have added windows. It used to feel like I was drowning in a sarcophagus in there. Now it feels like I am drowning in a nice airy relaxing place. If you're going to die, might as well be in a pleasant room. They have added new and improved 12 year old lifeguards too! They are lovely little creatures that smile, bounce and flip their hair a lot, so exciting! Now the third time they ask you if you have read the rules on the wall - you know because we've all been swimming there since the 80's (the year their parents were born) and we need to be reminded SEVERAL times not to run on deck nor push each other - it can get a little t